Well I got her up and running again. I'm embarassed to say this, seeing how I somehow missed the problem before and shouldn't have, but it was just corrosion on the positive battery cable that killed everything electrical. Cleaned her up, left it unhooked for 15 min or so as someone suggested (sorry I forgot who) and then it was all good. I'm not sure if it was cleaning the terminal that did it, or unpluging it and letting the ECM reset as someone suggested, but it's working!! :D graemlins/beers.gif

THANKS A MILLION GUYS!

- Ben