An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.
When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.

After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.
The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "To the kitchen."
She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replies, "Sure."
She then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"
He says, "No, I can remember that."
She then says, "Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that."
He says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
She replies, "Well, I also would like whip cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."
With irritation in his voice, he says, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that."
He then fumes into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot my toast!"

:D :D

LOL, cute.

LMAO...good one, I've never heard that one before.

Well I ya know the memory is the second thing to go... I can't remember what the first thing was... :D

Sounds like my memory.

why did I open this thread? :)

My dad says the good thing about getting old is, now he can hide his own Easter eggs!

Danny

Thats funny. The sad thing is I live in that situation everyday since my wife and I take care of her grandmother who has alzheimers. I could tell some crazy stories of some of the things she says and does.

my Dad Says The Good Thing About Getting Old Is, Now He Can Hide His Own Easter Eggs!

Danny


:d:d

Someone once told me what the first sign of old age is, but I can't remember what it was. :( :( :(

Good one Bill! :thumbsup:

Here's a back atcha!

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

If you have days like this, then you have it:

You decide to water your garden. As you turn on the hose in the driveway, you look over at your car and decide it needs washing.

As you start toward the garage, you notice mail on the porch table that you brought up from the mail box earlier.

You decide to go through the mail before you wash the car.

You lay your car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, you decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then you think, since you're going to be near the mailbox when you take out the garbage anyway, you may as well pay the bills first.

You take your check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.

Your extra checks are in your desk in the study, so you go inside the house to your desk where you find the can of Pepsi you've been drinking.

You go to look for your checks, but first you need to push the Pepsi aside so that you don’t accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm, and you decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As you head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches your eye– they need water.

You put the Pepsi on the counter and discover your reading glasses that you’ve been searching for all morning.

You decide you better put them back on your desk, but first your going to water the flowers.

You set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

You realize that tonight when you go to watch TV, you’ll be looking for the remote, but you won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so you decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first you’ll water the flowers.

You pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, you set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, you head down the hall trying to remember what you were planning to do.

At the end of the day:
the car isn’t washed
the bills aren’t paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don’t have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in your check book,
You can’t find the remote,
You can’t find your glasses,
and you don’t remember what you did with the car keys.
Then, when you try to figure out why nothing got done today, your really baffled because you know you were busy all damn day, and your really tired.
You realize this is a serious problem, and you’ll try to get some help for it, but first you’ll check your e-mail….

Don’t laugh buddy, your day is coming!! :yes:

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.
When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.

After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.
The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "To the kitchen."
She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replies, "Sure."
She then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"
He says, "No, I can remember that."
She then says, "Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that."
He says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
She replies, "Well, I also would like whip cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."
With irritation in his voice, he says, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that."
He then fumes into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot my toast!"

:D :D

LMAO, funny one..

Good one Bill! :thumbsup:

Here's a back atcha!

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

If you have days like this, then you have it:

You decide to water your garden. As you turn on the hose in the driveway, you look over at your car and decide it needs washing.

As you start toward the garage, you notice mail on the porch table that you brought up from the mail box earlier.

You decide to go through the mail before you wash the car.

You lay your car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, you decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then you think, since you're going to be near the mailbox when you take out the garbage anyway, you may as well pay the bills first.

You take your check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.

Your extra checks are in your desk in the study, so you go inside the house to your desk where you find the can of Pepsi you've been drinking.

You go to look for your checks, but first you need to push the Pepsi aside so that you don’t accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm, and you decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As you head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches your eye– they need water.

You put the Pepsi on the counter and discover your reading glasses that you’ve been searching for all morning.

You decide you better put them back on your desk, but first your going to water the flowers.

You set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

You realize that tonight when you go to watch TV, you’ll be looking for the remote, but you won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so you decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first you’ll water the flowers.

You pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, you set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, you head down the hall trying to remember what you were planning to do.

At the end of the day:
the car isn’t washed
the bills aren’t paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don’t have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in your check book,
You can’t find the remote,
You can’t find your glasses,
and you don’t remember what you did with the car keys.
Then, when you try to figure out why nothing got done today, your really baffled because you know you were busy all damn day, and your really tired.
You realize this is a serious problem, and you’ll try to get some help for it, but first you’ll check your e-mail….

Don’t laugh buddy, your day is coming!! :yes:

Oh MAN, I do this already and I'm not even 40 yet!!:o