A lot of folks can't understand
how we came to have
an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Oklahoma
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TEXAS
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UTAH
and
Wyoming
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington DC

that would be funny, if it weren't TRUE

Nice!

I like that one alot!

I've got a better name than Dipsticks for those DCer's.

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