nanny nanny,I'm rich.Maybe.Yeah right.Worst email scam I've got to date.Check it out:

Official WEB Site Locator for the UN System of Organizations
(WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMME)
DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL
PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS.
870 UNITED NATIONS PLAZA 20-A NEW YORK NY 10017
WIRE TRANSFER/AUDIT U NIT
Our Ref: WB/NF/UN/XX027


ATTN: Beneficiary,


We have actually been authorized by the newly appointed UN secretary general,and the governing body of the UNITED NATIONS monetary unit, to investigate the unnecessary delay of your inheritance fund, recommended and approve in your favour.


During the course of our investigation, we discovered with dismay that your payment has been unnecessarily Delayed by corrupt officials of the Bank who are Trying to divert your money into their private accounts, to for estall this,security for your funds Was organized in the form of your Personal Identification Number (PIN) ATM CARD.this will enable only you have direct Control over this funds as we will handle this payment ourselves to avoid the hopeless situation created by the Officials of the bank.


We obtained an irrevocable payment guarantee on your Payment from the presidency.we are happy to inform you that based on our recommendation/instructions; your Entire Inheritance funds has been credited in your favor through ATM card. You are therefore advised to send your contact details to


MS. WENDY BECKAM
International Audit unit,
United Nations Liaison Office London
E-MAIL : info.unitednationsmswendy@yahoo.co.uk



To collect your original payment slip with your ATM card.


They will issue you an ATM card that you can use to withdraw money in any ATM machine in any part of the world but,the card maximum limited is Ten Thousand dollars per a day. So if you like to receive your funds through this means kindly let us know by contacting the aboved officer in london and also send the requested information as stated below to them as directed above.


1 Full Name:
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER,
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD
TO (P.O BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE)
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
5. Home Equity YES OR NO ?
6: CREDIT CARD YES OR NO ?


NOTE: YOU ARE ADVISED TO FURNISH MS. WENDY BECKAM WITH YOUR CORRECT CONTACT DETAILS.AND ALSO BE INFORMED THAT THE AMOUNT TO BE PAID NOW IS $5.3 MILLION AND THE REST WILL BE PAID TO YOU IN A LATER DATE.


We expect your urgent response to this email to enable us monitor this payment effectively thereby making contact with MS. WENDY BECKAM as directed to avoid further delay.

CONGRATULATIONS.

MR.JOHN SAWYER JNR.
UNITED NATIONS, NEW YORK

I think maybe off to scambaiter with this one.Feel free to use this and collect some for yourself :D

That's almost unintelligible even for a politician!

I got you beat..The oom pa loompa guys are sending me $10 million in Willy Wonka cash ;)

Since you guys are gonna be rich, I need a loan - just $1.5 mil or so. :D
Thanks! :thumbsup:

These people make me sick. It's so dumb we get a kick out of it, but when I see what I put myself through to earn money, see what my friends do for their livings, then see what these lazy dopes do, it makes me want to be beside them as they type this crap out. Then just beat them unconscious. If I won the lottery I think I really would do it. Tell them I'm going to personally delivery the money to them, show up and whoop their arses, then tell them they will have to come find me internationally to collect on damages and see how they like it.

Good for you! It's not as much but apparently the "international monetary fund" is giving me 800,000 dollars! All I have to do is send them a palty $500 for transaction fees. Where do I sign up?! I know it's real because the Dr. Whats-his-name who sent me the email assured me that "This isn't one of those Nigeria/Africa scams that are just trying to ripe off your money." The good doctor is so busy handing out free money that he doesn't have time to use spell check or correct grammar in his letter.

Look what I got:

"FROM THE DESK PROFESSOR. CHARLES C. SOLUDO
GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,
Swift Code: BPH KPL PK,
A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04
YOUR IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT NOTIFICATION MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009.


YOUR IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT.

We Apologies, for the delay of your payment and all the Inconveniences
and Inflict that we might have indulge you through. However, we were
having some minor problems with our payment system, which is
Inexplicable, and have held us stranded and Indolent, not having the Aspiration to
devote our 100% Assiduity in accrediting foreign contract payments.

From the Records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the
federal government of Nigeria, your name and company was discovered as
next on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not yet received
their payments.
I wish to inform you now that the square peg is now in square whole and
can be voguish for that your payment is being processed and will be
released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that
from my record in my file your outstanding contract payment is
USD$12,000.000.00(Twelve Million United States dollars).

Kindly re-confirm to me the followings:

1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax
3) Company name, position
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Working d/Int'l passport.

As soon as this information is received, your payment will be made to
you by the Diplomatic Agency or Wired Transfer into your nominated bank
account directly from central bank of Nigeria.

Best regards.

Prof. Charles C. Soludo
Governor,Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) "

Seems like I win the lottery everyday. Today I won the UK national lottery. Why can't they just send me the money and leave me alone? The cool thing is I never need to buy any tickets, I just win.