Lawyers should never ask a mexican grandmother a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. At a trial in a small Texas town, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly mexican grandmother, to the stand.
He approached her and asked "Mrs Sanchez, do you know me?" She responded, "Si, I mean, Yes I know you Mr Williams. I Known you since you were a chavalito and frankly you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think your a big shot when you haven't got the brains to realize you will never amount to nothin' but a two bit paper pusher. Yes I know you."
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Sanchez, Do you know the defence attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes I do. I've known Mr. Rodriquez since he was a chavalito too. He's lazy, gordo, and he has a drinking problem. He can't have a normal relationship with nobody and he has the worst law practice in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different wemon, one of which was your wife, you member? Si I know Mr. rodriquez, his mama is not proud of him."
The defence attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very low voice said, "If either of you two idiots ask her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair!!

That was funny!
I had to show my girl too!