If you wanted to play a joke on somebdy and were going to hide some kind of food in their car, what would you use? I want to find something that won't smell right away, but after a few weeks will just wreak.

I thought about an egg. Or some orange peels?
Maybe a fish in a plastic bag?

You guys have any ideas?

this is nasty but my step dad told this one person at his bar this. wear a pair of socks and a pair of nasty shoes. get them both wet walk around for about 2 hours then take them off let them sit in the sun. then put them back on and wear them untell they get wet all over from your swet. then take the socks and place them in a zip lock bag for a week. then take them out and place them under the drivers seat.

my sister when i was about 15 took my 64 c-10 out with her boyfriend and let him drive it and he ending up braking the 3 on the tree. so i went to are pond and took a little blue gill out and droped it into here heater vent:thumbsup: she never took or asked to take my cars in the past 17 years now.

Not considered a food to most but you could try a dead body in the trunk. :p

A friend of mine put a store purchased whole frozen fish under the drivers seat of another friends early 70's Cougar. From what I'm told, it was unbearable within a couple of days. You also have to consider that this was during the summer in Las Vegas.

The same friend, once put a fish up inside the ducting of a house (removed the register/vent) during a Super Bowl party. These were pranks on guys that he considered friends, imagine what he'd do to his enemies. Him and his room mate clipped their toe nails into a plastic bag for a year. When his brother came back to visit, he dumped them between the sheets of the bed that he used at their parents house.

A dead mouse could be very hard to locate in a car, but still produce ungodly stink.

hahaha i made some stink bait once that cleared out about 14 people at the local fishing hole for about 20 mins untell the smell went away.

9 blue gills, 1 8oz can of sonnys stink bait blood added, a few worms, 2 eggs, dig a hole about 8in then place tupperware into hole with 2 holes in top of lid. wait about 3 weeks then add some blue billy chum to allow it to thickin. or use jello. that my friends is about the most dredful thing i have ever smelled. instance gag

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ....man
this is getting good
keep 'em coming:thumbsup:

Had a friend of mine take a poopy diper from his kid and wipe it on the radiator of another friends car in high school once. It really started to stink once warmed up and driving down the road and took a while to figure out what it was.

go to store get the biggest bottle of CHEAP after shave that will fit under the seat ... stand it up right & remove cap ........ first quick stop or start will finish the job for you ....... :p

I've heard of melting pieces of limberger cheese on the manifolds before. Though I never did it to anyone(sounds messy) I have smelled that stankin cheese before and whewwwwwwwwww..

A local guy I know had a beef with the car dealership he worked at,sneaked into the showroom at night and popped the hubcap off a new car and put a couple of steamed crabs in there.After a week they had to bring professionals in to try and find the stink.Days later they finally noticed some ooze leaking down the tire.:(

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place a couple of these under the floor mats.

when he/she step on it............whamo!

& they may not hit it for a few day/weeks

Here's a couple for you.

My sister dumped a sushi container out in the bed of my buddies pick up. He never used the bed and had a tonneau cover. That was really foul when he opened it up.

A guy on the truck forum I'm on wire tied some road kill possum to a buddies muffler. You get the double effect of dead animal nad burnt fur.

Cheese (Limberger) on the intake manifold. The cheese will melt when it gets hot and the owner will not see it. It usually finds its way into the cracks and it can't be detected. Will make the car smell for a long time. But then again, I've never done this before. ;)

One of the guys at work took a tape measurer and opened it up and filled it with tuna fish. He closed it up and threw it in the guys pickup. The guy gutted that truck 3 times before he figured out where that smell was coming from.:D

A few years ago our foreman's office started to smell and it got WORSE. It took a while but they finally found an open tuna tin taped up under the desk at the back where you wouldn't even see it without crawling right in underneath and looking up behind the drawer. It was pretty bad. Lots of laughs and no one was the wiser as to who had done it.

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place a couple of these under the floor mats.

when he/she step on it............whamo!

& they may not hit it for a few day/weeks

Those are nasty, I keep a bunch of them around the house here for a good time.

At a shop I used to work at we figured out how to use the stink bombs. You take and fold the seat of somebodies work van forward, then gently place a stink bomb into the area that the seat latches in then very gently push the seat back to the locked upright position. You won't be able to lock it, but you can get close. Then when somebody jumps in and sits in the seat and the back locks in to position it breaks the vial and its stinky time. Works like a charm:D

Not considered a food to most but you could try a dead body in the trunk. :p


there do exist cannibals :beers:

I'd have to go ahead and agree with the fish.

Put some raw chicken scraps under the rear carpet or behind the door panels

doe-in-heat on the exhaust works well, also wheel bearing grease on the muffler (makes a ton of smoke and smells pretty bad)

think about this!! How would you handle someone messing with your car ? And if its a classic car. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!! Theres other ways to play a joke on someone. With oiut doing it to his car. Now if its a piece of junk. He uses for winter only. Then knock yourself out. I'd be PISSED!!

Go to the store and get some head cheese(made from pig I believe). Worst smelling stuff I have ever smelled in my life. The smell would make a magget leave a pile of guts.

I know I had a bottle of worcestershire sauce break in my trunk once, that car smelled bad to the day I sold it. In the days afterwards you couldn't get close enough to the trunk to try and clean it up

Maybe a used feminine hygiene product? Dry heaving in progress...

Man, you guys ain't right. You know that the smell will get into the interior and not come out. You shouldn't mess with someone's car like that. If you gotta do it though, pour some milk on the carpet behind the seat. It smells like rotton feet in july a few days later. :D