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: Now this car should win the UGLY grand prize


highlandlake
Jan 21st, 08, 7:58 PM
A couple weeks back there was a thread on here about the ugliest cars. I thought the AMC Matador was a puker until I saw this one for sale locally.
How could anyone arrive in grace to a function driving this? It's a '58 Lincoln. LOOK AT THE FRONT VIEW HEAD ON.
Is this the one that Johnny Cash put together from parts??
Who would pay $2,000 to start with?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1958-LINCOLN-CONTINENTAL-CONVERTIBLE-AFORDABLE-PROJECT_W0QQitemZ140200593700QQihZ004QQcategoryZ63 04QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

furball8994
Jan 21st, 08, 8:01 PM
We have a winner!!!

http://i23.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/d4/2b/7fbc_12.JPG
http://i5.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/d4/2b/7e0a_12.JPG

ironhead
Jan 21st, 08, 9:31 PM
I would drive that in a heart beat..only because I feel sorry for it.:D

savage71chevelless
Jan 21st, 08, 9:33 PM
wow, never seen one of those cars before, that is ugly from every angle. I can't believe anyone thought they were good looking even in 58

Jimmy P
Jan 21st, 08, 9:54 PM
1958 wasn't a banner year for styling. There's story as to why that I can't recall.........

Anyone else know?

Cam
Jan 21st, 08, 10:18 PM
Those '58 - '60 Lincolns were were unibody yet were 5000+ lb. cars. At least they had 430 c.i.d. under the hood (huge for '58).

I hear you on the ugly.

Astro Vent
Jan 21st, 08, 10:22 PM
It's ugly but also kind of scary looking, like christine or something haha :( wouldn't want that car parked on my driveway even if it was given to me for free.

65cayne
Jan 21st, 08, 10:46 PM
that car has character... I like it.

Mikeys69
Jan 21st, 08, 11:35 PM
You would be very surprized at what that car would bring if it was restored.
Big Money...
Thats the kind of car Presidents used to ride in.

animal69
Jan 22nd, 08, 4:44 AM
Johnny Cash built a Cadillac!

rubadub
Jan 22nd, 08, 5:06 AM
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/cash-johnny/one-piece-at-a-time-2214.html

He used to sing it.

Rob

cuisinartvette
Jan 22nd, 08, 7:57 AM
I could love to hate that thing. :D

Jimmy P
Jan 22nd, 08, 9:31 AM
Neil Young has a 59 that he's converting over into an electric powered car. Looks the same as the 58 mostly.

davewho1
Jan 23rd, 08, 7:07 AM
That thing's scarier than Britney Spears after a bad weekend ...

RyanNilcea05
Jan 23rd, 08, 8:29 AM
haha Right!

glennslanaker
Jan 23rd, 08, 10:51 AM
tom, i always thought the matador was horrible as well. this car? yeah, ugly, but if nicely restored i'm not sure it's as bad as the 'dor. no matter how ugly something is, seems there is a loyal fan base for the few remaining, un-crushed units. look at the '59 impala. ugly as homemade sin and they go for as much as a comparable '57 belaire. the '58 impala wasn't much of a looker either and they are the most expensive impala to buy now. the late 50's, early 60's was a bad era for cars in general.

vferrizz
Jan 23rd, 08, 11:19 AM
I'd like to see Chip Foose get a hold of that car and see what he could do with it.

IDoc
Jan 23rd, 08, 11:36 AM
Oh God.....I think I'm gonna......http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/ophthos/puke.gif

highlandlake
Jan 23rd, 08, 10:14 PM
tom, i always thought the matador was horrible as well. this car? yeah, ugly, but if nicely restored i'm not sure it's as bad as the 'dor. no matter how ugly something is, seems there is a loyal fan base for the few remaining, un-crushed units. look at the '59 impala. ugly as homemade sin and they go for as much as a comparable '57 belaire. the '58 impala wasn't much of a looker either and they are the most expensive impala to buy now. the late 50's, early 60's was a bad era for cars in general.

Yeah, I suppose that a nicely restored one will have quite a crowd around it at the local cruise night. Just trying to figure it out I suppose. And to the owner who restored it, he/she may just like the attention it gets positive or negative. It has two bids already.
And the '59 Impala is a good example - the '59 El Camino has a lot of style in an odd way too.
Now this Lincoln.........the image is sinister- like the car the bad guys drove in cartoons. Put a set of 'Boss Hogg' horns on the hood and it will give anyone nightmares for life.

TSN100
Jan 24th, 08, 12:34 AM
Didn't spend a lot of money on the grill did they?.....Is that chicken wire?
Terry

joes66
Jan 24th, 08, 2:04 AM
I like the car.I was on racing junk and saw this 69 chevelle for sale.I can say that I didnt really like what they did with it..To each his own I guess.I put the link here just in case somebody is looking for a car.I wasnt sure how to put the picture from the add on herer. http://www.racingjunk.com/post/1092575/1969-Chevelle-Resto-Mod.html

anychevy
Jan 24th, 08, 2:15 AM
I'd like to see Chip Foose get a hold of that car and see what he could do with it.
I thought early 60s mopars held the Fugly title untill now :eek: but I reckon George Barris could have done something with it.
http://www.barris.com/

Freddy Mercado
Jan 24th, 08, 6:20 PM
That is one very ugly car!!!! Nothing can be done to make it look better.

highlandlake
Jan 27th, 08, 8:40 PM
Well the auction just ended. It sold for $3,900 bucks.
Holy crap.........the NightmareMobile sold for more than a nice looking car in that rusty condition would.
I hope the new buyer doesn't live in Maine.
I'll need medication and therapy if that thing pulls up beside me at a cruise night.
Take it away - make it go far away.............

70ssflashback
Jan 27th, 08, 8:49 PM
.....that's ugly....but factory....whats ugly and sad is the Red 69 that has been languishing on EBAY waiting for someone to buy it and drive it off a cliff to put it out of its misery...someone butchered her trying to make it look all 90's chic'.....SAD SAD SAD....:(

newmexguy
Jan 28th, 08, 10:07 AM
1958 wasn't a banner year for styling. There's story as to why that I can't recall.........

Anyone else know?

styling gone beserk, the 55-57 models of several automakers were bastardized starting in 58 with quad head lights and other add ons for the sake of change. Beginning of short lived "fin" era. 58-60, fear of nuclear war, Period of excess.

65L79
Jan 28th, 08, 10:14 AM
"u g l y"....... is in the eye of the beholder..

floyd66
Jan 28th, 08, 3:59 PM
I love it, that would scare the crap out my neighbours.

Xplantdad
Jan 28th, 08, 4:06 PM
That would make a cool Power Tour car...twin Turbo big block Ford...A/C...and carry the whole family! :)

Tom's 68
Jan 28th, 08, 4:15 PM
I guess I am the oddball hear. I kinda like that car. my grandfather owned one, maybe that is why.
that 69 chevelle mod car is butt ugly though. how could someone disgrace a chevelle like that.:clonk: