I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot . I was just wondering if you were my son.

lol

LOL thats freaking awesome

Thanks that made my day, one of the funniest things I have ever heard :):):)

Mike, I've got to tell you that was the funniest thing I have heard in ages. Your dad must crack you up often; but I sense your used to it;).

HA HA great!!!!

Lol, nice.:D

That's a good one!:D I bet the look on the kids face was priceless.:yes:

hilarious

Lmao!!!!

Yeah... seen that joke in mail a while back... always a classic though. ;)

Yeah... seen that joke in mail a while back... always a classic though. ;)

I think that was an old Jacky "the joke man" Martling joke....Good one never the less :thumbsup:

My office are all looking at me, I laughed out loud and hard. What a quick wit. Sounds like someone I would like to have around the hunting camp or in a good tavern.

reminds me of the time I was with my dad and some goth chick with tats and rings and bolts sticking out of her nose, eye brows etc, black lips stick, the whole bit, notices dad staring at her and says "what are you looking at old man," and dad says, "that's what I'm trying to figure out." :D

I was looking at someone/something like that a while ago, and the guy obviously got a bit miffed and asked: "What are you looking at?". I just said: "Sorry, I thought I was supposed to look...". Why in the world do people get themselves all messed up like that, and then get upset if it draws attention? I thought that was why they did it in the first place? :confused:

I think that was an old Jacky "the joke man" Martling joke....Good one never the less :thumbsup:
Been a while since I heard it but it's still funny.

They must do themselves up like that so people WILL look, otherwise why do it?

I just cant' understand why people want to make themselves look UGLY on purpose.

I was looking at someone/something like that a while ago, and the guy obviously got a bit miffed and asked: "What are you looking at?". I just said: "Sorry, I thought I was supposed to look...". Why in the world do people get themselves all messed up like that, and then get upset if it draws attention? I thought that was why they did it in the first place? :confused:

Its like girls that get implants and have them popping out their shirt and when you look, they get po'd. :confused:

Back in the 70's when cowboy hats got popular my dad had a black one. The wise %$# kid next door saw him get out of the car one day after work and said "Stick em up" just loud enough for my dad to hear. My dad obliged by sticking only one of em up...the middle one. I still laugh when I think about it. :thumbsup: