A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
>> around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to
>>place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
>>saying, 'Jesus is watching you.'
>>
>> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and
>> froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
>> promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the
>>light on and began searching for more valuables.
>>
>> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
>> Clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.'
>>
>> Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
>> source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
>> beam came to rest on a parrot.
>>
>> Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
>>
>> 'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to
>> warn you.'
>>
>> The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
>>
>> 'Moses,' replied the bird.
>>
>> 'Moses?' the burglar laughed . 'What kind of people would name a
>> bird Moses?'
>>
>> 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus.'

NOW THAT'S FUNNY...:yes:

That's Cute :)

that's cool I like it