A good buddy of mine and I went garage sale snooping this AM.....she wears a wig due to a hair loss disease (which I know what it is but cannot pronounce it and yes, even tying it don't help).
So.... she was getting out of the Avalanche and I always pull the side mirrors in (cause its such a cool function!) and her wig got caught on the mirror.

Now, its friggin cold out here this morning at 7AM.....
don't you think you would know if your hat was pulled off?
Much less on a bald noggin?
She just kept walking...and if you knew Colleen like I do....she loves to dress oh so sexy...lil short stuff and no undies, she freaks me out sometimes, but she's a sweetie you can't say much.
Anyhooo......sorry had to set the moment there for ya...so she just kept strutting and I was dying...couldn't even holler her name cause I was laughing so hard. She finally turned around to see where I was.
Standing there holding her wig, which is corkscrew curls a mile long and blond, was waving it at her.:yes:

it was one of those "Ya had to be there" moments.
wish i had a camera to show ya'll the look on her face! PRICELESS!!!

She found some goodies and we went back to the house.
She never said a word till we got to my house, then she started to roll.

Anyhoo....how was your morning so far?????
rachael anne :waving:

Good story Rachael,

My wife used to get her hair caught in the car door. (would close the door on it) Then at some point she would move to reach something across the car and get stopped short. She would explode.
I couldn't laugh because her reply was always the same....."THINK IT"S FUNNY??? - LET"S SEE HOW HARD YOU LAUGH WHEN I CUT IT ALL OFF- I ONLY HAVE LONG HAIR FOR YOU!!"

Well, she had to cut most of it cut off last week in preparation to receiving chemotherapy. Next weekend we will pick out a wig. I certainly will be thinking of your story and hope she will pick out one long enough to get caught in the car door again.
She would get a laugh out of this.
Tom

When you held out her wig did you say 'Here's your sign'.:D Had to be a sight, wish I could have seen it.

He, He!!

NOT as bad as slamming your most used thumb in the door that's locked so you can't get to your key's b/c they are in the same side pocket as your most used thumb!

pdq67

Rach. I thought your post was hilarious until I read Paul's post. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He, He!!

NOT as bad as slamming your most used thumb in the door that's locked so you can't get to your key's b/c they are in the same side pocket as your most used thumb!

pdq67

Ouch! Almost didn't something that bad, 'stupid'. I often 'throw' the door on the truck shut using the inside handle instead of pushing it shut from the outside. One time I had my keys in my hand, hooked around my finger. The key ring caught the post on the door jamb. Guess where my hand was when the door slammed shut. Yup, back of my hand against the post, palm against the door as it bounced off my hand. "Here's my sign":D

That's good. HIghlight of my day so far was catching my 70# dog trying to hump my daughters cat. Started out as a simple butt sniff, the dog liked what he smelled, grabbed the cat between his paws and tried to climb on. I was laughing so hard I couldn't scold him. Cat took care of the problem, dog is lucky he didn't loose an eye or get his member lacerated.