We Arkies can laugh at ourselves. :D

Two good ol' Arkansas boys in a trailer park, were sittin around talking one afternoon over cold beers.

After a while, Goober says to Bubba, "If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was

off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

Bubba crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,

and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."


BillL