It appears my ship has come in via email. Check this out a 10% commision and $6000 per month salary. Now to find me a 70 LS6 convertable ;)

REPRESENTATIVES REQUIRED URGENTLY.

We the staff of NUTRITION PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY based in the SOUTH AFRICA seek for someone who can serve as an in-country Agent/Representative to act as a link between us and our customers within that province.

As an Agent/Representative of our company, you will be entitled to 10% of any amount you receive from customers on our behalf . You shall also be paid $6000 as a monthly salary after three months of transacting with us. Send promptly via email : (1) Your full names, (2) Contact address/Poster address and State/Country. (3) Phone numbers.

Do not reply to this email account
Contact us on my private email : pauldallen@gala.net

We await your timely response.

Sincerely
Paul Dallen
Physical Address: Zulberg Closeoff Ernest Oppenheimer Road Bruma Lake,Johannesburg Postal Address:P O Box 59840, Kengray, 2100
Telephone: +27732326120

It would be nice if the spam bots find his email address wouldn't it.

Wow. That's alot of money. Time to party. :disco:

Sorry, couldn't resist. ;)

Flood that email with BS names and info, keep him busy awhile.

Just today I got an email titled "Chevelle Big Block" and the sender was none other than "Chevelle Bigblock".

I deleted it without even batting an eye.

Pfizer's probably upset that they didn't think of this first.

That's your big break, right there. I wish I would get an offer like that, all I get is offers for penis enlargement products. Maybe my wife signs me up for it, who knows. Haven't ordered any yet, but if I had used all the products I have been offered and if they worked as advertised, my penis would probably be in the 6ft/100lbs range. So if I can't get a well paid job as a drug rep, maybe I should go for a career as a carnival sideshow freak. Boom operator for a movie producer would be another option. Internet sure gives me a lot of opportunities.