ToyzRMe
Jan 20th, 07, 6:10 AM
Two guys and a woman had just finished training to become CIA operatives. The final test was ready to be administered.
The CIA trainer handed the first guy a .45 pistol and pointed to a door at the end of a long hall. "To pass the exam, you must go thru the door and kill whomever is in the room" he told the trainee.
The trainee walks down the hall and thru the door. He finds his wife sitting in a chair in the room. After a few minutes, the trainee comes out of the room and says "I can't do it. That's my wife in there and I just can't kill my wife no matter what."
The same test is given to the next male trainee and ends in the same result. After a few minutes in the room, he comes out and says "I can't do it. That's my wife in there and I just can't kill her no matter what".
It is now the woman's turn. She goes thru the door and closes it. There is a loud BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG followed by plenty of dull thuds, thumps, and lots of crashing.
When she finally comes out of the room, the training agent asks what the hell was going on in there?
She says " That's my husband in there and this damn gun had blanks it it. So, I had to beat him to death with the chair!"
:D
Randy
The CIA trainer handed the first guy a .45 pistol and pointed to a door at the end of a long hall. "To pass the exam, you must go thru the door and kill whomever is in the room" he told the trainee.
The trainee walks down the hall and thru the door. He finds his wife sitting in a chair in the room. After a few minutes, the trainee comes out of the room and says "I can't do it. That's my wife in there and I just can't kill my wife no matter what."
The same test is given to the next male trainee and ends in the same result. After a few minutes in the room, he comes out and says "I can't do it. That's my wife in there and I just can't kill her no matter what".
It is now the woman's turn. She goes thru the door and closes it. There is a loud BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG followed by plenty of dull thuds, thumps, and lots of crashing.
When she finally comes out of the room, the training agent asks what the hell was going on in there?
She says " That's my husband in there and this damn gun had blanks it it. So, I had to beat him to death with the chair!"
:D
Randy