"the computer went haywire (http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20070118/news_1mc18oops.html)" is good. This is IO error. Everyone I work with knows that my definition of IO is "idiot operator!"

How bout this one ...

CLASSIFIED AD IN THE ATLANTA JOURNAL

The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received
numerous calls:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

dang it. i new that was to good to be true

Here she is

That was funny.:D