12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.

11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night
That Chewed My Ass All Day.

10. If the Phone Don't Ring,
You'll Know It's Me.

9. I Liked You Better Before
I Got to Know You So Well.

8. I Still Miss You Baby,
But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

7. I Wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight
'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow,
But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

5. I'm So Miserable without you,
It's like You're Still Here.

4. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To,
I'd Be Out Of Prison By now.

3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.

2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.

And the number 1 Country Song is:

1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women
But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few

Never heard any of those songs, classic e-mail goin' round though....

I was going to say their are no top country songs but those would be!!

JIMMY P. You hit the nail on the head. I loved them 5 & 11 are great. got to show my wife these. then I'd better stand back. that girls got a mean back swing! ha ha ha

They sound like David Allen Coe songs....lol.

YUP. IF ANY ONE COULD D.A.C. COULD SING THOSE. now thats funny!!!

Try "nymphomaniac" or "boys from Oklahoma" by Cross Canadian Ragweed. Good List.

its a real song, but you ain't much fun since i quit drinkin' by toby keith would fit right in that list.

"Country songs".. yeah right. :(
Sounds more like the stuff you hear in Rock or Crap to me.
Who writes that trash anyway? :boring: :rolleyes:


Real country music doesn't hardly even exist anymore.
There havent been very many real country songs since they started using wind instruments and drums in the bands back in the 50's.
A lot of what they call country now, we used to call rock and roll.

I think some of the song writers have been having real brain farts with stuff like "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" (how in heck can a tractor be sexy) :clonk: - "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" and on and on and on and......

I guess they're the ones making a lot of money doing what the majority of the people want to hear and that seems to be the name of the game now so......

(I do still like Alan Jackson and a few others though.)

Dean said "fart".

..how in heck can a tractor be sexy) :clonk: -

http://www.scottkrausephotography.com/images/2-Sexy-Tractor.jpg

SHORT NOTICE.

Dean said "fart".


ummmmm I am telling

Dean Go Too Your Room!

Dean Go Too Your Room!

Without any supper?

http://www.scottkrausephotography.com/images/2-Sexy-Tractor.jpg

SHORT NOTICE.:disco: :thumbsup:

#10 is a real song by Jimmy Buffett but the title is If the Phone Doesn't Ring It's Me. ;)

Vince Gill sings number 11.

Dean, I hear ya'. I think they stopped making country music about 1994 or maybe a little sooner. There's exceptions to every rule though, like you said. George Strait is making music, so is Alan Jackson. Country took a horrible blow in the early 80's with the disco craze. Maybe this crap will go away, too.

ok DEAN you can come out now. your suppers in the fridge

so country to you is who, good night irene and those types of ballads?

#11 is also a real song. Guy was playing that disc in the shop a while back and from someone thats not much into country, it wasnt too bad of a song. I just cant remember who the artist is.

Well, country is generally broken up into two catagories (I know there's alot more, but generally speaking) Traditional and contemporary. I like the more traditional stuff. If I turn on a country station I don't want to here a straight out rock song with no resemblance to country what-so-ever. There's a song on the local country station that has NO business being on country radio. When I tune into the station and that song is on, I have to make sure I landed on the right frequency. That's the stuff I disapprove of.