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: "Joke" For married TC members, LOL


1badss396
Feb 25th, 06, 10:31 PM
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

She put on her robe and went downstairs.

He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of
him.

He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

" What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of
night?"
she asked.
"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were
only
16?" he asked.

"Yes, I do," she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car
making love?"
"Yes, I remember."

"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said,
'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?' "

"Yes, I do," she said.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,
"You know...I would have gotten out today."

jac
Feb 26th, 06, 8:13 AM
That was good

pdq67
Feb 26th, 06, 12:11 PM
Yep!

He, He, He!!!

pdq67

68KMENO
Feb 26th, 06, 1:06 PM
ROFLMAO.... 20 years or wife.... opps typo... LIFE ;)

frankf72malibu
Feb 26th, 06, 1:11 PM
That was great! I am working on 14 years. Looks like I got another 6+. :D :D :D :D :D
Frank

esponet
Feb 26th, 06, 5:19 PM
thats great lol

Redrum
Feb 26th, 06, 5:36 PM
Cute... I just sent it to my wife as we have been with each other since we were both 15!

DOUG G
Feb 26th, 06, 7:08 PM
together 17 (this past Feb.25)and married 13 (this Sept.25)

Yes, it fits...lmao :D

deejay
Feb 26th, 06, 11:10 PM
I've been married 35 years, and we've been together for 37 years. I guess the both of us have been sentenced for life, hopefully. :)

John_Muha
Feb 26th, 06, 11:23 PM
I loved it. 32 years with this one. I wish she wouldn't train her dogs to spy on me. "Mom, he's out back again drinking beer and shooting the pellet rifle".