Blonde LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........
and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther
away.......... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooo, can you see Florida .???"

CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would
get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to
show it to you!"

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I
get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and Shouts
back, "You ARE on the other side."


AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and Said that her
body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor.
"Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She
pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and
screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not
really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."



FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that
one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

excellent. i got some good chuckles out of those. havent seen a good blonde joke in a while. thanks.

As a Utah trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps
out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and
you are losing some of your load!"
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken the
blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of
your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck
door. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some
of your load!"
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs
back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window and as she lowers it, he says ... "Hi, my name
is Kevin, it's winter in Utah and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

it's winter in Utah and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
Aint that the truth. :sad: Thats why all of Utahs old Muscle Cars are rusted out.

Can someone post a video for me?Its the blondstar one.

A State trooper is patroling a long stretch of desert in the middle of the night when he comes across a car that's flipped on the side of the road and a blonde nearby crying.

"What happened?" asks the cop
The blonde says "I was driving along and suddenly a tree came out of nowhere so I swerved, then another tree suddenly appeared so I swerved again and rolled my car".

The trooper listened patient then said "But ma'am, there isn't a tree for miles".
to which the blonde replied "but they were everywhere!".

After a few minutes the trooper went to the wrecked car and returned a few minutes with a smirk on his face.

"Ma'am, I believe you were trying to dodge your air-freshener".

Can someone post a video for me?Its the blondstar one.
Here is the post I put up the other day:clonk: :clonk: :clonk: http://www.chevelles.com/forums/showthread.php?t=118246

What did the blond ask the doctor after he informed her she was pregnant........."Are you sure its mine. "...............

Blonde wins in Vegas
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

Thank you ALL, I needed that today..

Scott

What does a blonde say after sex?

"So, like, are you guys all on the same team?"

What's the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

You can dump a few loads in a Washing Machine and it won't follow you around for a week!

A Blonde was asked why she kept empty beer bottles in her refridgerator.

"DUH!" She answered. "They're for my friends who don't drink!"

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